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Okay, BAD joke…
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at Indian.

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and

takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,

brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

 

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Indian: "Sheep liar."

 

Weird link. I found this really disturbing until I decided that the chick falling was a supermodel. *grin* “Get a
sandwich!” *giggle*

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

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